SamMods_
A fat, blonde, man who sits on his ass all day playing Splatoon 2. A real loser who has hardly any friends.
SamMods_ by Jeff Kaplam October 2, 2021
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Sammops
Sammops is pretty much the best band that isn't out there yet. Currently in the middle of a recording process, Sammops has already gathered fans all over the world. Their lyrics are completely improvised while recording, and have a unique sound. This two-piece band from Canada will be the new Jonas Brothers. Except there is three Jonas Brothers and only two girls in Sammops. :S
"Did you hear Sammops' new hit, 'Damien Come To Canada'?"
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."
"Yeah, it's phenomenal. I wish I wrote it."
Sammops by sammigator December 16, 2008
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sammons
"don't pull as sammons" is a common saying nowadays. It's like saying don't be a dumbass, except in a nice way. Usually when someone does something n00bish and no words can express the stupidity you have just witnessed, simply say "don't pull a sammons"
A serious example is when someone puts a marshmallow in to the microwave and heats it for two minutes and sits there watching amazed yelling "Dude, the mellow got pwned!"
When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"
When you drop by seeing your microwave dripping with ooze on the sides like the gremlins in the movie "gremlins", then here is the best time to say "don't pull a sammons"
sammons by Tran the man May 20, 2006
Samodson
Samodson ;
;SAM-PLE-O-LIVE-D-ROP-SON
;A WARRIOR THAT LASTS ON ONLY ONE FULL RAW POMACE (FRIENDLY RAW POMACE OLIVE LEAF PRESS ALONG WITH OLIVES) OLIVE OIL DROP LIKE MOSES EVERY 39 DAYS AND NIGHTS. (NOONE CAN)
;SAM-PLE-O-LIVE-D-ROP-SON
;A WARRIOR THAT LASTS ON ONLY ONE FULL RAW POMACE (FRIENDLY RAW POMACE OLIVE LEAF PRESS ALONG WITH OLIVES) OLIVE OIL DROP LIKE MOSES EVERY 39 DAYS AND NIGHTS. (NOONE CAN)
Samodson: *EATS FOOD AND DRINKS FLUIDS BUT IS ACTUALLY ETERNALLY DRY FASTING ON A SHRINKING FULL RAW POMACE OLIVE OIL DROP EVERY FARTHERING RATION AND GETS MORE MUSCULAR VIA THE I AM THAT I AM THE BIBLEISMARKOFBEASTER AND BIBLEISANIDOLER AND BIBLEISNOTWORDOFGODER*
DR. INAMINUTE LIKE A MONGOLIAN: :O YOU NEED TO EAT :'( *GOES BERZERK.*
DR. INAMINUTE LIKE A MONGOLIAN: :O YOU NEED TO EAT :'( *GOES BERZERK.*
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!