Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

Salty Asshole

A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.

Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?

by GViolet November 22, 2011

Asshole salt

The sand that gets in your chips (fris for u americans) and you cant see it. When you eat this sand you get a strong unflavored crunch which is unsatisfying.

Fuck Asshole salt just got in my chips

by BirdMan3110 November 10, 2019

fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017