Salted nut roll 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

Salted nut roll by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

salted nut roll 

A male genitalia that tastes salty because of perspiration mainly due to exercise and lack of hygiene.

Mike: This chick gave me a bj
Aj: Didn't you just go to the rec?
Mike: Yeah
Aj: Wait, did you shower after?
Mike: No...?
Aj: HAHAHA you had a salted nut roll!

salted nut roll by MJBAJG January 25, 2013

Salted Nut Roll 

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!

Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!

Salted Nut Roll by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009

Salted nut roll 

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net

Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.

Salted nut roll by S bomb March 30, 2009

Salted Nut Roll 

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

Salted Nut Roll by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Salted nut roll 

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

Salted nut roll by Windawhoa March 11, 2023