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Salt Monster 

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.
Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.
Salt Monster by whenriques March 23, 2019
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salt monster 

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.
person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.
salt monster by SpanishTron March 26, 2011

Salt monster 

When someone is being really crabby and salty
Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party
Salt monster by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021