Salsa Fucked 

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

Salsa Fucked by nachomanorama December 17, 2008

Salsa Fucked 

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.

Salsa Fucked by Robocoke October 12, 2008

Salsa Fucked  

1.This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

2. when you eat a ton of chips and salsa before your meal comes and your not hungry anymore

1.Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked

2. dude are you gunna eat your burrito?

no i salsa fucked myself and im not hungry anymore

Salsa Fucked by cpcecil December 17, 2008

salsa fucked 

to be prepared for something and then you are unable to fulfil your desire (refered to oftenly to being unable to get the salsa at the dinner table)

expecting a snowday on the next day

nick- "dude ima pull an all nighter, if we end up havin school tomorrow im so salsa fucked"

ryan- "yea havin school would fuck us over"

salsa fucked by the untamable beast February 6, 2009

Salsa Fucked 

The act of lathering salsa on your penis, and having sexual intercourse with someones anus.

Zack-"So did you salsa fuck her?"
Hunter-"HELLZ YEAH I SALSA FUCKED THE SHIT OUTA HER TILL SHE WAS BLEEDIN SALSA."

Salsa Fucked by The Real Phil Collins December 18, 2008

Salsa Fucked 

The common sexual fantasy of having a sexy Latino woman rub salsa all over your naked body before having sex with you.

The only reason I enrolled in Spanish class was for the moment when I am to be Salsa Fucked.

Salsa Fucked by Nickuhcrazy December 18, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005