Salmon Sac
Ted didn't want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
Salmon Sac by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
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Salmon Sac
Ted didn't want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a Salmon Sac with mutual consent.
Salmon Sac by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss October 12, 2016
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salmonback
A tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on Shakespeare's sonnets. The only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. The silent 'L' is sometimes pronounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.
RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
salmonback by Rubi Unique May 19, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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