Salad Finger

A racial slur regarding Europeans and European stench.

Aww dude! Look at that salad finger! Repugnant.

by Srdty May 12, 2014

Salad-Finger

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
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Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

salad finger

to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.

I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom

by the real salad finger August 3, 2010

Salad finger

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009

finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.

After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.

by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

Salad Fingers

A movie known best on newgrounds.com, adored by the masses for its strange and sick atmosphere. It features Salad Fingers and his friends in a peculiar world created in both his fantasy and weird reality. David Firth, its creator, is literally the Ernest Hemingway of Flash, and yes, kung-fu, kick ass... whatever, kids are really shallow. Joe bastard, the only way you know everything about Salad Fingers is by watching every episode, and Van Halen wears spandex. A bit suspicious, no?

"I like it when the red water comes out."
"Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo."
"It seems nettles have made the milk come out of my teat."
"I say, Milford Cubicle, would you like a warm glass of milk?"

Salad Fingers would pwn every bit of competition if entered in the Cannes film festival, I'll place money on it.

by Pillage Productions October 12, 2004

salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing "person"/cartoon i have ever watched, but at the same time, really cool. He lives in a post apocalyptic type world with a tim burton feel to it. he is mentally insane and probably is a schizophrenic. he enjoys rubbing himself with nettles, making himself bleed, and rusty objects, like rusty spoons, a rusty kettle, and the rusty bars of a cage. his only "friends" are his finger puppets and the hairs he finds in the hairs he finds in a panic room or somthing. the only living things he has ever met are a boy who has rusty spoons in his house, a girl who is the only other person to talk instead of scream, a boy that climbs into salad finger's oven to get a fish but the oven closes and kills the kid, a guy who tries to get into salad finger's house by banging his head against the door but kills himself, and a "boy" with stitches and an indent in his head who kidnaps salad fingers. he had a brother kenneth who probably died in the great war, but saladfingers finds half of a corpse when he is digging and thinks it is kenneth. he also finds a toy horse which he pretends to ride on. in his house there is a radio that he listens to a night so he can listen to the great war. for some reason it talks and asks salad fingers to give back the hairs he found.

salad fingers: "hubert cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."
(hubert cumberdale makes that loud shrieking sound and walks away).

by Just Shut Up February 4, 2009