Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

by DurtyDan July 20, 2009

Salad Bag

The act of tea bagging a vegan.

Last night I had a ‘Salad Bag’ best I’ve had!

by Sam Bryant August 16, 2018

Salad bagger

When someone wanks off at the supermarket till into a 'basic' mixed salad e.g baby leaf spinach, 3 leaf salad, french style salad etc and then punches the casher in the face and screams 'bag my salad you bitch'

"awww dude, that checkout girl is a total salad bagger! Wheres my ceaser dressing! IN HER FACE!"

by Bobby Davrow January 28, 2010

bagged salad

Literally anything and everything is bagged salad. Used to describe everything.

"That's bagged salad, brah."

by TwinkieToaster1 April 27, 2014