The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014