Lord and Saviour of the merpeople according to the archaic Dead Sea Scrolls. He was condemned to an eternity of sexual torture from small, vicious Chinese porcupines named Ching, Chang, and Chingy.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Lazy as hell dude

Lord and saviour of the merpeople in archaic dead sea scroll scripture, who was forever cursed to wear sexual torture devices made from small chinese porcupines.

A corporation whose technological feats include a wireless mouse that jumps 400+ pixels at random times along with a 3.1 megapixel digital camera whose battery life with 3 freshly charged AAA cells lasts a gogol times longer (give or take 50%) than a celebrity marriage (the batteries last approximately 10 minutes). Approximate synonym: Chinktronics.

n. one who is overly pretentious, a faker. From tribal Indian "se CAR", meaning "one who is fake". A term once used to describe foreigners who would attempt to trade by trying to imitate the Indians