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Old Saint Dick

When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
Old Saint Dick by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Old Saint Dick

While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
Old Saint Dick by Mrs Claws September 25, 2013

Skint Dick 

A person, usually from a city who shaves their pubic hair.
Hey Addison, did that Skint Dick just shoot a decoy?

Skint Dick 

A person, usually from a city who shaves their pubic hair.
I think that Skint Dick shot the damn decoys!

saintnickulous 

A seasonal variation of jacknickulous. A festive way of saying ridiculous, ridiculously.
The definition for labrea tarpits is fantastically saintnickulous.
saintnickulous by Blessed Hamo April 22, 2005

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026