Sahuarita

A lame, unbearable, boring, shitty little town in the middle of the desert in Arizona. It sucks more then anyplace you can imagine. Sahuarita High School has got to be the gayest damn school in the universe. The rules are wack, along with the teachers and majority of the student wack. sahuarita is filled with more sluts, backstabbers and douche bags than any other place on earth. It sucks in pretty much everyway possible. I bet you couldn’t find one person in their right mind who likes this shit hole town. The police have nothing better to do and there ass holes, and like everything listed earlier, they blow.

Example one.
Guy #1:"damn dude! I dont think I hate anything more then living in Sahuarita."
Guy #2: "I have to disagree, there is one thing I hate more then Sahuarita."
Guy #1:"Whats that?"
Guy #2: "I was gonna say having my dick cut off and lemon juice poured on the wound...but Sahuarita still sucks more."

Sahuarita by SahuaritaSucks February 10, 2010

Sahuarita High School 

You want your kid to be stuck in a hell-hole where everyone is rude, snobby, cold, and really, REALLY retarded? Then Sahuarita High School is for you! Let's not forget the dumb-ass rules and teachers who think they're the best around, but seriously bro- You're at Sahuarita, that means no other school wanted you. Sure- We have school spirit with the football team that never wins and the cheerleaders who are either snobby or fat as fuck. Academics?
Sahuarita has never heard of it!
Want a dance where everyone cries and someone HAS to be drunk because they think it's cool?
Well hurry on down to Sahuarita!
Want religion shoved down your throat every time you walk to the bus when they throw a Bible in your face?
Sahuarita's got that too!
Wanna see boys who either wear pants so skinny or so baggy that either way you see their balls and small penis?
You'll LOVE this school then!
Do you enjoy seeing faggot guys dress up in cowboy clothes because they think they're cool?
Oh yeah, we have this in stock!
Want not only an entire teacher faculity that pretty much hates you but also an entire school including the students that hate each other?
Then come down to Sahuarita!

Go see the definition of Sahuarita to understand the true meaning of this ah-so WONDERFUL town. If this is your kind of town then come along and suffer!

Sahuarita High School Teacher: Hey U! U got a h0le in your pants that's a centimeter long!
Student: I'm sorry, I never even noticed it this morning.
Sahurita High School Teacher: Oh ok- Lyk an entire day of in-skool suspension then along with after-skoolz!
Student: This is my first day here though, I didn't know the rules! I've only been heer for five minutes!
Sahurita High School Teacher: LYK NO EXCUSES- WE GONNA CALL YOUR PARENTS NOA AND TELL EM HOW BAD OF A STUDENT Uz ARE! U WILL NOW BE SUSPENDED FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! Welcum to Sahuarita btw.
Student: ... D:
*Regular Sahuarita High School student walks by completely naked with a gun but teachers don't notice the obvious*
Student: -_-"

Sahuarita High School by Cadet Bitchy R. July 25, 2011

Good Samaritan 

Another name for someone who selflessly helps others.
This term originates from the parable told by Jesus in the Bible about a Samaritan (a man from a country called Samaria) who helps out a Jewish man who is ambushed by theives and left to die. This was all the more selfless of an act considering that the Jewish and Samaritan people in those times usually did not associate with each other. This story was told in response to a question concerning the scriptural mandate to "love thy neighbor as thyself". According to the story, a man asked "Who is my neighbor?" and the moral of the parable is that everyone is really your neighbor (meaning you should help anyone you see in need).
Today a Good Samaritan is usually someone who goes out on a limb to help others, even if they are complete strangers.

Ex. An anonymous good Samaritan rescued a child from the river yesterday, but left the area before he could be thanked.

Good Samaritan by andriod5 October 4, 2005

Sharita 

One who is wise, a perfectionist, appreciates stability, and finds responsibility. Always learning from experience, walking away with the lesson, seldom to repeat it. Likes time alone and exploring the spirituality of life. Excellent worth ethic, and the applied efforts grow into a fruitful harvest over time that will be remembered for all eternity. Needs to remember, however, to play a little more and lighten-up the sense of humor. The derivative of "little Shara" in Spanish.

If you want someone to get the job done well, hire a Sharita.

Sharita by Magick Star February 4, 2010

bad samaritan 

When someone intervenes in a situation and makes things worse. For example, you are in a store and it's suddenly taken over by robbers. Instead of surrendering or stopping the robbers, you offer to help them rob the store. That would be a bad samaritan, a very bad samaritan.

"It appears the suspect acted as some kind of bad samaritan."

bad samaritan by Buttercream gang March 17, 2017

Killer Samaritan 

Someone who trying to be helpful, causes more trouble.

He's such a Killer Samaritan, when he came over to finish our basement for free, he accidently broke a waterline. Now it's flooded.

Killer Samaritan by bobthecopywriter February 5, 2010

Sharita 

Charming girl, polite, super-mega-fun, knows how to drive standard (which is sexy as hell), will tell it like it is and could never look awkward. Definitely the most delicious kiss you could get from a girl will come from Sharita

I met a blond goddess by the name of Shara, but I like to call her Sharita. not sure if she likes that though.

Sharita by BelgianBoy May 26, 2011