Saeed is a fat cow that tries to link up with university girls but gets rejected because

he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat

belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.

His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.

He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.

His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat

The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
I feel so Saeed Kayani
by The-algebros January 22, 2016
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