a day where dressing like a redneck slut is deemed official and is actually encouraged while the objective is for the lowly pathetic female to ask out the male. ooh scary!
school bulletin reads for the sadie hawkins dance, "nevermind hauling ass to your boyfriend's car! looks like you'll be in the driver's seat on this special night of accidental feminism and some good ol' grinding."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.