Sadaling

Not being present and yet demanding; annoying to your buddies

I’ve sadaling again.
I know, everyone thinks you’re a dick.

by Sadal69 October 20, 2019

sodalingus

a sex act where a can of coke or other fizzy drink is poured into a womans vagina and drunk out with a straw, preferably a curly straw.

warning - do not use beer or a yeast infection will result.

for extra tang try adding pop rocks or dropping a mentos into a diet coke filled snatch.

did you hear gavin dropped a mentos in her twat when he was giving her sodalingus? she exploded like a geyser

by slogo November 5, 2010

saddling

The act of having sex on a horse.

Yo, did you see Mark and Jen saddling last night? Poor Clover.

by SaddleMaster September 26, 2013

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

sadling

Typically a young liberal. Someone who is easily offended and often takes it into themselves to be offended on other people's behalf- usually unsolicited. They tend to be happiest when upset about otherwise mundane things. Feels everybody is entitled to their opinion unless it clashes with their own.

She's constantly taking things out of context and made a big deal out of the most meaningless comments, she's a dramatic little sadling.

by Annie Donya March 17, 2017

Shit Sandaling

Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.

(Walking out of bathroom) "Hey man, I just got done shit sandaling!"

by Penis in Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018