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Sad sausage 

a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely
Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.
Sad sausage by Whistlin' Willy November 19, 2020

sad sausage 

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone
There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.
sad sausage by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

sad sausage 

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.
After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.
sad sausage by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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