Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

by Wolf89 July 03, 2006

Sad clown

When you take a shit in your hand and smash it into somebody's face.

My wife turned off the football game so I gave her a sad clown right in front of our children.

by Jdan Cutsem September 16, 2017

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

sad clown

a very droopy pair of breasts.

She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.

by waraw August 25, 2004

sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

the sad clown

when ejacqulate on a girls/guys face and punch her in the nose and she starts to cry and bleed

can you beleve dylan he gave jon the sad clown last night

by bobeto lee December 13, 2007

Sad Clown

When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.

Robin was being really annoying during sex so I gave her the sad clown when I blew my load.

by Cory Lauch February 24, 2009