Sad clown

Somone who is really depressed but hides it. They paint themselves with a cheery mask and pretend everything is ok, but its all a lie.

She acts happy, but really shes a sad clown.

Sad clown by Wolf89 July 3, 2006

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

Sad Clown by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

sad clown

a very droopy pair of breasts.

She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.

sad clown by waraw August 25, 2004

sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

sad clown by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Sad Clown

When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.

Robin was being really annoying during sex so I gave her the sad clown when I blew my load.

Sad Clown by Cory Lauch February 24, 2009

Sad Clown

When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.

Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.

Sad Clown by barryommm May 2, 2016

Sad Clown

The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.

Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.

Sad Clown by Dadsies January 9, 2017