The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
When you blow your load on the girls face and then punch her in the nose so she has a white face and a red nose. The girl will then cry from the punch causing her to be a sad clown.
by Cory Lauch February 24, 2009
When a gentleman is performing oral pleasures to a young woman who unbeknownst to him, begins her menstrual cycle. Upon completing the task the gentleman emerges from her nether regions with the appearance of a Sad Clown.
Ewww my gentleman lover, I greatly appreciate the attention to my loins however I believe I may have begun my monthly curse upon your face you sad clown.
by barryommm January 21, 2016
The act of inviting a woman over with the promise of sexual activities and ejaculating a large amount of cum on her face before you satisfy her. This produces the sad clown effect of a riddled woman with messy makeup, a white face, and a frown.
Did you see the girl that just walked out of his room? She just got here 10 minutes ago and looks like a sad clown now.
by Dadsies January 10, 2017
when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.
by Pep per ment butler January 11, 2016
The act of having sexual relations with a woman and, as soon as the male takes his pants off, the female sees how small his penis is and starts laughing uncontrollably to the point where tears start to roll down her face.
You: So how'd your night with Hayley go?
Friend: Not so good, man...
You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?
Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.
You: HAHAHA!
Friend: Not so good, man...
You: Oh, sorry to hear that, what happened?
Friend: Well, let's put it this way. As soon as we started to get it on back at my place, she sad clowned.
You: HAHAHA!
by ShewpT3hWhewp September 16, 2010
a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.
Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.
Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.
by C.Phil January 14, 2004