Sabretooth Crotch Crickets 

(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.

Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."

Sabretooth Crotch Crickets by O May 3, 2004

Sabretooth 

A woman too old or too ugly to be a cougar but tries anyway.

I went to Target and had a flip flop wearing Sabretooth tracking me through the paper goods.

Sabretooth by preyedupon October 9, 2008

Diego the Sabretooth 

The lord and savior of all people in the world. He tried to kill ice age baby but fatass manny wouldn’t let him

We should be like diego the Sabretooth and kill ice age baby

Diego the Sabretooth by Fuckiceagebaby February 20, 2020

Sabretooth 

A woman of elderly age, possibly a grandma who is too old to be a cougar but still on the hunt and able to take down younger unsuspecting male prey.

Dude, since your grandpa died last year, your grandma has become quite the sabretooth....do you think I'd have a chance?

Sabretooth by Wolfeman 160 December 4, 2009

sabretooth Camel Toe 

so we all know what a camel toe is... (some ones pants are too tight and the genital region is see through the clothing and resemble the hoof of a camel)
well a sabertooth camel toe is the worst kind of camel toe.. its when you see the toe but its packed in there soo tight that it becomes hard and can cut bread ... very useful if you dont have a knife.

Jessica had a mega Sabretooth Camel Toe that when she got of of the couch there were cuts in the leather.

sabretooth Camel Toe by Whitey McWhite-White May 11, 2006

sneaky sabretooth 

Go over to someone's house who owns a cat. Take a hefty dump in the cat box and leave it for the cat and the owner to find. Fun.

Wendy pissed me off the other night at her party, so I performed a sneaky sabretooth.

sneaky sabretooth by EOD Gunny January 5, 2009

sabretooth tiger 

an ancient cougar who tries to pick up really young guys

That was hilarious when that sabretooth tiger was hitting on Tim

sabretooth tiger by onslaught94 February 8, 2010