Superjew

A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.

Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?

Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.

by The Pinecone Pilot July 17, 2009

Superjew

A jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn't bought later on.

Faster than a speeding Matzo ball

More powerful than your income taxes

Able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time

It's SUPERJEW?!!?!??!??!!

by Mr. Canada September 11, 2008

Superjew

When thousands of years of Jewish evolution produces the very pinnacle of the race, if not the mankind's race itself

Guy 1: Did you see how fast he picked up that penny?
Guy 2: Yeah! He's entered superjew stage.

by NekoPedo March 10, 2018

superjew

Verb: to cum on a girl's head, cut out the cup of her bra, and stick it on her head thereby giving the appearance of a "yarmulke".

Example: I totally superjewed that shiksa.

by Swishy.superjoo April 27, 2008

superjew

Step 1: cum a little on each of your girl's temples
Step 2: pull out some of her pubes
Step 3: stick the pubes on the cummed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)

"Did you superjew her?" "Yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now."

by super.joo April 29, 2008

superjew

My friend, Mike who lives in Florida. :)

What's up SuperJew? How's Florida?

by Anti-Hippie April 26, 2005