a word used to sound insulting, when it really isn't.
By saying that somebody is a homosexual, but also stating them as straight... there fore canceling out each accusation to as if u never said anything to the said person in the first place
Noun:
A person that you love in every way other than romantically. A person you would marry, but not have sex with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)
ex: Matt Peck and Chris Guerrieri
Adjective:
Describes a same sex platonic love relationship.
Dude 1: Hey! Look at those two dudes over there!
Dude 2: What? Those dudes over there?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They're totally homo-strait!
Matt Peck: Chris, man. You know you're my favorite homo-straight, right?
Chris G: Hell yeah!! Dude you know you're mine too!
Fun Facts:
The word homo-straight is etymologically inspired by Homostrates the first known man to be declared someone's homo-straight!
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.