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A contraction of steroid head, if you describe someone as a "sted" it means they are very strong, not on steroids (necessarily). Often used sarcastically. Generally used in the UK.
1-Go on sted, lift this weight!

2-Ok! *falls over and breaks leg*

1-You're really strong.
sted by Justin Blanchard September 18, 2008
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to carry many types of Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Sted wears lip gloss
STED by Gay Rhino March 27, 2005
1. describing something as appealing to one's self
2. cool, fashionable, attractive
I can't stop thinking about your mother's sted body.
sted by jon rom January 18, 2004
When someone who is sweet and a little on the heavy side. Brown hair only. Mix of teddy bear and stud
Dude. That kid gets all the girls because he is so sweet. what a sted.
sted by Lemonsthemr May 31, 2010
STED is a any person named Steve that has a kink for 12 year old girls
that new guy Steve at work is a sted.
STED by 42felon August 17, 2025

Sted Head 

A man (or woman) who takes steroids
person 1: Have you heard? Jim takes steroids!

Person 2: Oh my god, He's turned into a sted head!
Sted Head by OprahsAnalBeads February 26, 2009

Sted Head 

Someone that steroids dosen't agree with
Sted Head by ih8noobs October 2, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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