Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.

No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti

by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025