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chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.
No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti
chri-ham-spam by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Spam Pressed Ham 

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

Spam Hammer 

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.
1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.
Spam Hammer by Thos February 10, 2005

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).
My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.
spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026