SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

SPAM & HAM by X7MCB January 25, 2025

chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.

No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti

chri-ham-spam by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010

Spam Pressed Ham 

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

Spam Pressed Ham by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Spam Hammer 

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

Spam Hammer by Thos February 10, 2005

spamhammer 

The dick. The cock. The schlong. The John Thomas (etc).

My girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.

spamhammer by The Spamhammer March 13, 2010