sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes May 13, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

sour patch kids

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner

After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.

by SourBalls November 13, 2009

sour patch kids

The dried semin residue left on a womans pubic hair after sex.

Denise had a tough time picking out the sour patch kids after that all night orgy.

by Mike Taylor 22 December 13, 2008

Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job

"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"

by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019

Sour Patch Kids

A group everyone wished they were a part of.
Usually referred to a dream team or a popular group. People are often sour they aren’t a part of the group.
From the «Sour. Sweet. Gone» slogan of the candy Sour Patch Kids.

«I wished I was like the sour patch kids»
«I wonder what it is like being a part of their group» - «you mean the sour patch kids?»

by Xxxbye May 16, 2020

Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020