SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.
"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

by midget in the playground October 31, 2007
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The Source of All Knowledge
AKA - The Internet

The place from which any question can be answered, given you're smart enough to find it.
Q: Do platypus really lay eggs?

A: I don't know, look it up on the Big Soak.
by Ryan David December 10, 2004
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Slob on a knob. Also can mean to suck a cock. Use on someone you don't like.
Guy: Hey baby what you doing?
Girl: Go SOAK!
by Red and Skitz September 30, 2006
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The almighty being and Source of All Knowledge, formed by the collective inteligence of all who read the thread, that one calls upon to get a question answered. To call upon the SOAK can get smart people to do work for you at no cost.
SOAK: WTF does SOAK mean?
SOAK: What are these red bumps?
by Cory Dorrough December 03, 2004
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Soaking is when the penis enters the vagina, but once it has entered, it remains stationary, much like a tampon. This is a loophole used by individuals trying to maintain their virginity, but still looking to get sexual pleasure. Soaking is popular with religious students where pre-marital sex is against the code of conduct.
My girl is one of those religious bitches, all she will let me do is soak.
by PathfinderMain January 09, 2020
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Some mormon teens have convinced themselves that putting a penis in a vagina and then not moving is not sex. that’s called soaking. Now the jumpman is the person who will jump in the bed next to you soaking to get some friction going without you technically moving.
Jake wanted me to the jumpman for his soaking tonight… That’s 5 nights in a row .
by papi.daddy September 27, 2021
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When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for mormons.
She didn't wanna have sex but she let me soak for 20 minutes.
by blamo212299 May 27, 2010
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