Ayy that boi Jimmy ova there, his girl said he gotta smeat.

Samara thought Jimmy had a big dick but turns out he had a smeat.

Used as an insult on someone who has a small dick.

Smeat by BigDickDeion December 14, 2019

Smeat

The canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie Waterworld.

Society is so FUBAR in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.

The makers of Spam must have known that Waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn't even want the product placement/endorsement. The movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called "Smeat" instead.

In a time of celebration, Dennis Hopper's character threw cans of Smeat to his crew - and, strangely enough, they didn't run for their lives.

Smeat by Impugn July 25, 2008

Smeat

to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries

I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?

Smeat by The Grove of Titans December 21, 2008

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

smeat by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeat

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

smeat by youlikathedickely April 8, 2009