SIMON TONGUE 

Man about Town. Can be seen at most local watering holes and/or golfing establishments. Usually a Tottenham Hotspurs Fan. Superpowers include: Flight. Banter. Flexible Hips.

Also capable of achieving superhuman feats using Tongue such as: Deadlifting Bollocks,
Tongue press ups. Infinite Tongue Licks.

Approach with caution. Friendly exterior gives way to deep seated aggression. Often mistaken for an inbetweener.

"Look over there, I think it's Simon Tongue"
"No, its just an inbetweener with a golf club"

"Bloody hell mate did you see that fight?"
"Yeah he gave more licks than Simon Tongue"

SIMON TONGUE by RubbaDinghyRapidsBro October 29, 2015

Gene Simmon's Tongue 

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.

I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!

Gene Simmon's Tongue by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009