SGT. Johnson

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

SGT. Johnson by Dembk June 6, 2024

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Sgt. Johnsoned

When an Individual that is severely awesome, seemingly impossible to kill, and who may or may not "know what the ladies like", is betrayed by an ally while his best freind(s) watch in horror.

refers to Halo 3's Sgt. Avery (kick your ugly alien ass) Johnson.

Arron:THE FUCK NICK!?!?

Nick:What!?

Arron:You just Sgt. Johnsoned Cory you Teamkilling Assmonkey!!!

Sgt. Johnsoned by Mr.Mohawk December 27, 2011

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