seamus'd 

the act of going out on holidays or the weekend and drinking to the point where you can't talk coherently and wake up hand-cuffed to a hospital bed the next morning.

Bro - "I'm going out and getting SEAMUS'D this weekend!

seamus'd by relyt19 April 8, 2011

Samus'd 

When you have everything but the kitchen sink at the beginning of a video game, only to lose it a couple of minutes later and having to spend the rest of the game getting it all back piece by piece. A common occurrence in the Metroid games.

I just popped the game in and my flaming sword is hewing the enemies in one hit and my special techniques are clearing the screen. I think I'm about to get Samus'd!

Samus'd by R. Kemp December 11, 2007

Seamus Doherty

An absolute unit from Nobber and just an all round madman

Townies: look its Seamus Doherty run

Seamus Doherty by Big baldy nigerian November 2, 2018

seamus davey fitzpatrick 

Look this kid up dead ass you will shit yourself.

Joe: hey have you heard of Seamus davey Fitzpatrick?
Jim: no, why?
Joe: because he is awesome as peanut butter on titties.

seamus davey fitzpatrick by It's me dumb shits. May 12, 2014

Seamus o Donnell 

Fat wanker

Seamus o Donnell is a fat wanker

Seamus o Donnell by Thefakedurco November 23, 2021

seamus the dog 

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

seamus the dog by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Doing A Seamus 

Doing a seamus means being as sarcastic as you possibly can!

Wow, you're doing a seamus right now

Doing A Seamus by Kasper Doors March 13, 2015