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Sea Gulling 

when spending all night trying to take a girl home from the bar and at the last minute another douche swoops in and takes her home much like a seagull would do with your hotdog at the beach
I talked to this hot chick all night at the bar and then right before closing Bobby seagulled her from me and took her home. That douche is always sea gulling
Sea Gulling by Smcgett24 December 20, 2010
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sea gulling 

while receiving oral sex fake an orgasm then cum in your hand and throw it over her face when she's not expecting it
"my girl was giving me head the other day, i came in my hand and threw it over her face when she wasn't expecting it. now that's good sea gulling"
sea gulling by b.w October 1, 2007

Sea Gulling 

An act of art performed when a couple are performing sexual intercourse.
Performed with a group of males in a cupboard masterbating untill the said couple are about to come to a conclusion.
As the conclusion approaches, the said males will proceed from the cupboard masterbating and making sea gull noises over the couple previously mentioned.
Sea Gulling, as described above, or on various internet websites.
Sea Gulling by MJG20 July 20, 2009

Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.
"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

Andy Sea-Gullin 

In homage to king in dnb Andy C.

While DJin Drum and Bass and having sex at the same time, at point of climax pull out ya chopper and muck on both ya hands, proceed to fling it in her face, while flapping ya arms and simultaneously triple dropping The Nine and shouting Andy Andy Andy, ......andy Andy Sea-gullin
Fucking hell Brian, I Managed my first Andy sea-gullin at the after party last night!!! Been practising for years!! But it finally all dropped at the sane time! Fucking quality.
Andy Sea-Gullin by munk i spose September 9, 2019

Sea Gullin' 

The act of takin ones own semen and lauching it into another persons face.
Thomas: Hey, i think we should go Sea Gullin'.

Adam: I wish I could but I just wasted my load onto your sisters face.

Thomas: What!!!

sea gullin' 

In British schools, pre-adolence boys masturbate and then ejaculate into their cupped hand and go up to a school friend or teacher and say, "Sea gulling," as they motion their hand to hit their face with the seamen.
Teacher, "When will the sea gullin' stop?! It's been the fifth load today!"
sea gullin' by xiuq October 12, 2010