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S.C.U.F. is an acronym For Spontaneous Catastrophic Unit Failure.
SCUF is a term that describes erictile disfunction in the moment of passion...

Right when she wants it the most it fails him. similar to coke dick, or whiskey dick but with far broader situational applications.

Some of the most common forms of SCUFing are as follows:
1. Drug induced SCUFing or D.I.S. (includes coke, whiskey, etc.) is when do to biochemical reaction the cock won't swell to usable capacity.

2. Precarious mind SCUF or P.M.S. This is a guy who is overwhelmed by insecurities. he is affraid to preform, feels inadequate, he's a Simp and can never have sex like a man.

3. Female induced PMS: this is when a woman causes insecurity so intense that dudes package just hides. ( of course he is always partly at fault cause my dick for example don't give a fuck what she says, it just likes to hear her cum voice...
1. Over zealous guy partying too hard, does to much coke and when the girl he's chasing rips off his pants in need of some dick his unit is totally useless... He Scufed
2. some guy at a bar who has been spanking his own meat spicket for so long he doesn't feel he can really fuck, or he's been married for ten years and forgot how to perform on the fly, or for any other reason he's caught up so bad in his head that his unit fails. straight SCUF
3. A Chick takes a guy home (who is psuedo-insecure already) and makes fun him, or his dick, talks shit to him during sex, or in any other way makes him feel inadequate. then SCUF ruins the night for all...
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Scuf Controller 

A gaming controller with extra paddles/buttons, grip, and thumb sticks with the main purpose of being able to do in game things like, jump, switch weapons without lifting your thumbs from the sticks. Any controller like this is a scuf controller. The best brand of these are from SCUF.
Guy 1: yo bro what controller u use?
Guy 2: I’m on a scuf controller bro
Scuf Controller by Poopmer7 January 3, 2021
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/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended
"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"
Scuffed by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

Heel scuff 

Having to shit so bad, you're about to shit yourself. So you clench your ass shut and try to walk until you get to a toilet to relieve yourself.
I had to shit so bad, I heel scuffed down the hallway till I found a restroom!
Heel scuff by DMU77 May 19, 2015

Scuffed LLC 

Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.

Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).
If you invest in a SCUFFED LLC, don't expect to get any of your money back.
Scuffed LLC by Hampton Brandono March 6, 2019

scuffle hoe 

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.
She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?
scuffle hoe by ryanfox December 25, 2010
The Super Cool Underwater Frequency Emitter; in an effort to harness the power of communication with fish, 4 extremely aesthetic and good-looking gentleman created a device for the benefit of mankind.
Person A: Bro do you know what's cooler than benching 3 plates
Person B: What bro
Person A: SCUFEing Dodge Pool let's do it
Person B: Haha sick man
SCUFE by notSCUFE April 25, 2022
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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