An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.
Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder
by Casa de mil suenos July 30, 2017
Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.
Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018
The extra viewfinder now found on the front of digital cameras. It exists for those who can't get through a day without taking a picture of themselves.
D: Did you see April's new camera, it's got the Lo'steem Screen that's the latest feature
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
B: Oh shit, now EVERY picture of her vain ass will be perfectly composed.
D: Yep. No more editing out the bad ones, she'll have more time left to tell us how hot she is.
by OldFart77 December 25, 2010
A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.
by texasindian March 21, 2018
Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.
John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.
by Coolcatsarecold May 17, 2010
Screen looker is someone who spies on their opponents in a split screen multiplayer match. It is used to determine their location, amount of health, and carried weapons. It was an integral part of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark gameplay.
"Hahah. I won again! I can't believe I killed you with a Klobb. If you were a better screen looker, you would have seen me coming up from behind you."
by Dan a man January 12, 2008
minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching
"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."
by BGbeemer March 14, 2010