its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham
Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M
by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023
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Infinet Ikea with hostile workers that will attack during the night
Oh Shit is that "SCP-3008"
by Mind/Brand_- July 7, 2022
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SCP-3008 is a regular Ikea but, the exit moves every day and the Ikea has employees that attack at night they are called SCP-3008-2

The Store is called 3008-1
A: hi
B: hi, do you know what SCP-3008 is?
A: is that a ripoff of 3008 on Roblox
B: No that is an SCP learn about it
A: can you explain
B go on urban dictionary and read it
A: okay
by hungarian grill November 8, 2023
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If you're watching a video and the youtuber gets killed by SCP-494, you will forget that it happened.
"My mind feels very numb from SCP-494's effects."
by AncientDuckie November 21, 2021
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a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 12, 2021
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A very scary SCP often lives in sweden and hunts for gay black people under the bridges .He also loves exploding bridges and buildings .
by Mhd wesam April 5, 2023
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Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.
SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.
by YaboiToast November 5, 2023
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