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Grundle Schnacks 

Oral stimulation of the grundle.
The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

Scooby Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle given by a dog, achieved by smearing food, usually peanut butter, on the grundle.

grundle schnacks
Shaggy exploited his pet dog into giving him scooby schnacks, by starving the dog, and then providing him with only one source of food.

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.
"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"
schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schnackel 

The backside of your nuts.
Move your schnackel so i can lick fatch.
schnackel by infamous September 9, 2003
verb. to receive favors, sexual in nature, from a female. Does not pertain to a committed relationship, but rather refers to casual, spontaneous sexual foreplay. Does not include intercourse, but instead, everything leading up to intercourse. Derives from the English word snack, and is rooted in the analogy to eating food. Where to snack is to eat food in a smaller proportion than a full meal, to schnack is to engage in sexual activity to a lesser extent than actual intercourse.
noun. referring to an attractive, young female, highlighted by overall body firmness and an attractive face. Usually referred to as "a schnack" or "schnackable"
Verb- "When I go out to bars on the weekends, I enjoy schnacking girls rather than having sex, because I always forget a condom."

Noun- "Rachel McAdams is probably the biggest current schnack in Hollywood."

Hybrid- "Minneapolis is a great city to find a lot of schnacks, but the difficult part is finding schnacks that are promiscuous enough to allow guys to schnack them."
schnack by David A. Cohen May 16, 2007

noah schnacky 

One of the best people out there!! He sings like a freaking angel and loves his fan almost as much as he loves his mom. He is super cute and could make a girl smile with just a little eye-contact. He loves the beach and making people happy. He also loves his family and god more than anything. And is the best Noah out there. He's so easy to talk to and will 100% make your day.
Man have you heard that singer Noah Schnacky
noah schnacky by noahschnackyfana January 29, 2018