SALP

A beautiful and kind god. SALP has a wife named SALPSWIFE and a friend named SALPSFRIEND and that is all who knows about the tale of SALP

“What a beautiful god!”
“That’s gotta be SALP!”
“Why are my pants down all the sudden…”

by SALPSWIFE August 22, 2023

Salp

The act of forcefully throwing salt into one's eyes.

For each thing I do wrong, my mentor salps me.

by LPGhatguy October 21, 2010

Salped

To slobber or spit on someone

Person 1: the dog just salped on me
Person 2: damn

by ismelllikeawoman17293 August 02, 2020

salp

means slap but when its typed badly when someones drunk

like when dan was drunk and i was being a bitch he asked if i wanted a salp

by Joe Hart June 20, 2006

SALPS

"Smells Alot Like Pot Syndrome"
The rare condition whereas the victim constantly exudes a slight aroma of marijuana.

I can't go to class today, my SALPS is really acting up.

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

Salp

to steal through superior wit/style/intelligence/aspects

I salped him of his honor

by oofergang May 09, 2018

salp

The crusty paste left on underwear after a women discharged.

Damn, Linda left her salp all over me last night.

by roscar April 24, 2020