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SAGS
Stands for Small Aggressive Gimp Syndrome.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.
Characteristics include shouting, twitching, and being overly aggressive towards others, while maintaining a lower than average height.
Can also result in increased ego and delusions of being attractive.
Related Words
sagster • }SAGS{ • sagsa • sagsagat • sagsmagoot • sagstetter • Sagsticles • Ol’ Sag Sac • sag sack • Sag sister
SAGS
SAGS (South African Gaming Syndrome) is a common syndrome on most gaming servers in South Africa. The syndrome is characterised by dishonourable players cheating (aimbotting, wallhacking etc.) on public servers and when confronted they regard the comments as flattery and complimentary. In their minds cheating and attaining false accomplishments is a sign of real skill and instead of being ashamed they are extremely proud and arrogant. Once confronted their comrades also rally up to protect their friend by resorting to immature and delinquent exchanges refering to the accuser and usually gets called a noob in the process.
SAGS
Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad
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Okay well theres this girl jessica and me and my firend dared her to sag her saggy ass tits in my friends brother face after ripping her robe off and showing her bare nakie body as on top of him...well she kept sayin wen can i do this wen can i do this ever sicne then..shes known as sags not only beczuse she got dared to do it but its tru and she has saggy ass tits! her tits are actually so saggy that they make her have a huge hunchback!