S.O.W. 

This is the shortened way to say 'sorry' so you can forget 'soz'.

If the person you are saying S.O.W. to forgives you they can reply with S.O.K.

Guy 1: Why do you have my girlfriends underwear in your bedroom?

Guy 2: Oh, uh... Don't be mad but we had sex.

Guy 1: Wow. Thankyou for at least being honest.

Guy 2: Anyway, I am so S.O.W.

Guy 1: S.O.K. man, S.O.K.

Guy 2: So... cool beans?

S.O.W. by Sicksam123 August 23, 2011

S.O.W. 

Self Overrated Woman - A woman who attributes disproportionately greater worth to herself than she offers human society.

Often seen in job and life roles she's failing to perform fully whilst promoting superiority and opinion on the way other people do things.

The S.O.W. often has very little experience in the field they profess to be expert in, and/or no first hand knowledge of the event or topic at hand, and in reality offer one dimensional and sensationalist viewpoints backed up with self important belief that being a woman somehow automatically gives an uprated social status deserving of one directional adoration and subservience.

Tina spends all day sat on that sofa scrolling through Facebook and watching daytime TV whilst her kids run havok in the street, yet when you talk to her she promotes herself as an expert in parenting, politics, local affairs, your relationships, and how you do your job; she can be such a S.O.W.

S.O.W. by Matt Varnish October 28, 2020

S.O.W.G.A.S 

acronym: 'someone who gives a shit'
(pronounced: sew-gass)

"That's a great story. Really it is. But do I look like SOWGAS to you?"

S.O.W.G.A.S by EnzoYug May 18, 2005

S.O.W. [cockgobbler] 

Slut on wheels, a girl who takes the word skank to a whole new level.

S.O.W. cockgobbler "That girl slept with an entire hockey team...total S.O.W."

S.O.W. [cockgobbler] by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 9, 2009

s m o k y b r o w n 

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

s m o k y b r o w n by terror the retard August 21, 2017

H.S.I.O.W. 

Holy Shit It's Only Wednesday
you'll drink more thinking it's Wednesday all the time

It's the middle of the week!!?...H.S.I.O.W. I need a drink!

H.S.I.O.W. by The Blood Virus February 21, 2009

S.N.O.W. 

Acronym for "Superb Notorious Outrageous Whiteboy"

Hey, did you see that S.N.O.W. over there?

S.N.O.W. by YoungEagle2k12 February 17, 2015