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Ryan Nassif 

(Ryan Christopher Nassif): ry-aN N,a(ss)i F)

(full name: ryan christopher nassif) a male who is often misconceived but is just looking for a girl to be his queen. . Sometimes wears (what to appear to be) Real White diamond studs and a white diamond watch just like my sister! (SIKE My sister does NOT have as much swag as The Ryan Nassif) probably masterbates to Angels in Heaven having sex because that is his standard or one of his "Best Friends" or "Butt Buddies", Roman Palumbo who is also good looking but a more unattractive male with less sharp features, earings also, and the same mental problems as a ryan nassif (the only difference is that ryan nassif's penis is 10000X bigger So ive heard ;)). People first see this kid they think he is an overly cocky teenager that doesnt respect girls.(Totally Wrong from personal P.O.V.) A mature ,confident young lad and any girl that is perfect enough to be his girlfriend should have their life completed. Sure to be Successful in his later life and be an Icon. Fun Fact: A "Fighter" of some type.
Girl: Do you know a really attractive guy that i could meet?

Other Girl: Yea, I actually do but he is so attractive i dont think that you cold even lay your eyes on him. He is like Edward Cullen.

Girl: Oh, your talking about The Ryan Nassif? Nevermind :/
Ryan Nassif by L.A.KINGandVALLEYGOD November 23, 2011
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012