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Ryan Marx 

Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.
Wow this Stromboli is being a real Ryan Marx
Ryan Marx by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 25, 2018

ryan martin

dude: Look I caught a fish! ITS A SALMON!!! COOL
other dude: Me too, only it's just a ryan martin
dude: aw i'm sorry about your bad catch

ryan maroun

a random guy that hits on women via email sales xD
girl- you cant make the friday due to the long week end how does next week sound?
ryan maroun- what are your plans for the weekend?
ryan maroun by _s33d3r_ September 22, 2017

Ryan Marek 

A person how smashes their sister vigorously.
Damn bro you Ryan marek?
Ryan Marek by Hrhrhth April 18, 2020

ryan mark Haave 

A very large Italian man who just loves goats and saying what
Why is Ryan mark Haave always saying what? What?
ryan mark Haave by Joe has ligma November 22, 2021

Ryan martinie 

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro