When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen
Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford
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A savage that loses his virginity to a 18 year old milf at canobie lake park. A living legend some may say. He learned about his ways from a secret mountain tribe excluded from civilization for thousands of years, there is where Joey Rutherford learned the ways of spitting game and fucking bitches.
Boy 1: I worship Joey Rutherford

Boy 2: Same here
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Ella you are a fucking legend!!! Literally so beautiful 😍 goddamn wife material. Smiles like a mother fucken angel like what. Sexiest mother fucker. You are perfect in every way and you don’t deserve to be treated badly. Please don’t waste your precious time talking to people like Heath and Douglas. Talk to me. I will be yours forever xxx

-J
Ella Rutherford is amazing
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Huge turd. Linked to him being the bassist/guitarist in Genesis, especially the 80s LPs.....
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At a party where you have drank and smoked too much, you have just woke up and are squelching and sniffing the AWFUL TRUTH.....
'I think I just did a Mike Rutherford in my pants man!'
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Rutherford Birchard Hayes-- the epitome of a Presidential cheater. The year was 1867, the former Confederacy was in shambles and occupied by the military, and Reconstruction was a nightmare. Seeing three different policies ranging from lenience toward to the south to radical Republican control, rebuilding the nation was almost an impossible task. Hayes, a native Ohioan and Civil War veteran, saw this turmoil as a way to achieve his political goals. The 1876 election that pitted him against Samuel Tilden of New York ended in his election, known as one of the "corrupt bargain" elections. Basically, Hayes cheated.

Rutherford B. Hayes- n.- A cheater/briber

Rutherford B. Hayes- v. - To cheat, especially in a 19th century election. Past tense- Hayesed
Alice: Can you believe that Jonathan won the class election? Nobody likes him because he smells like Axe and tuna fish.

Katie: Girl, you know he totally Rutherford B. Hayes-ed the whole class. He promised that he'd make it school policy that girls can wear mini skirts.
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A collection of fantastic musicians fathering a generation of groovige and unfathomable sex appeal. Known for a healthy dose of bullshit clouded by the facade of profound lyricism, Rutherford Jazz Trio stands for pacifism, hope, and mutually assured destruction.
Went to see Rutherford Jazz Trio last night, I think I might've cummed a little.
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