by whattt? November 22, 2010
1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.
2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 22, 2010
When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
by Bustadave November 22, 2010
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by Brock Ness Monster November 23, 2010
the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 22, 2010