Where you wack off so much that you rub your dick raw
Dude, my brother has been in the shower for an hour, I think he is giving himself a Rusty Venture
by whattt? November 22, 2010
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1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.

2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.
I Rusty Venture 'd that chick last night, left a stank that lasted all night
by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 22, 2010
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When you take a girl out for diner but dont let her go to the bathroom and when your fucking her in the ass you pull out your shit and spill you spat all over her back. --thats the rusty part. the venture part is running your tongue along the small of her back.
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by Bustadave November 22, 2010
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When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.
I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.
by 9kandwutisthis November 23, 2010
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When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw
I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.
by jigglesthefett November 23, 2010
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When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.
He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.
by Brock Ness Monster November 23, 2010
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the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing
by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 22, 2010
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