Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Rusty Easter Basket

When you cup a man’s balls but also slide your middle finger in his rectum

Yo, Janny gave my boy a rusty Easter basket for his birthday

by ChuckDeezy1344 February 11, 2022