Top definition
A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.
Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up AndrΓ© the Giant's asshole.
by chickenassholes November 12, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Rusty Banana mug for your brother-in-law Vivek.
2
The act of purposefully having intercourse with a women using a Rapex Condom, causing extensive bleeding and coloring the penis red, hence the term "Rusty Banana"
Miranda gave me the best Rusty Banana last night, it hurt so good.
by Rusty Shaklefordington September 27, 2013
Get the mug
Get a Rusty Banana mug for your mom Helena.
3
You must eat a chipotle burrito with only beef and with the habenaro sauce earlier in the day. Bring a girl home and while having sex with her tell her to close her eyes and lie on her stomach. Then shit on her back. Can also be subbed with taco bell fire sauce.
"Yo did you bring jennifer back to your place?"
"yeah man, we hit chipotle and she really wanted to do it so i gave her a rusty banana afterwards"
by rustybanana July 04, 2016
Get the mug
Get a Rusty Banana mug for your grandma Zora.