Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

by HottieWitABodii69 January 29, 2011

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY January 29, 2011

russian microwave

When you fart with a girl in your bed and keep her trapped under the sheets.

3:00AM- "Russian Microwave!!!"
"AAAAHHHH LEMME OUT!!"

by Ralph March 01, 2005

russian microwave

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.

son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!

by dominic b October 25, 2006