Russian Breakfast 

A cup of black coffee with a shot of vodka served with a cigarette as a side dish

On some days I just need a Russian breakfast

Russian Breakfast by Urgot March 25, 2020

Russian Breakfast 

a.k.a. A "Serj" Breakfast

Where, after a long night of heavy drinking, one decides to take a shot, pint, chug etc ... of Vodka.

- Not to be confused with the sex act.
- Not a good cure for a hangover.
- Will not make the damage to your house the night before go away.

Hangover Patient 1 -
"Wow, I dont remember last night .. OH GOD, MY HEAD!!!"

Hangover Patient 2 -
"Dude, he is downing Vodka first thing in the morning??!"

Hangover Patient 1 -

"... Russian Breakfast ... Brave"

Russian Breakfast by RyRy28 May 9, 2010

Russian breakfast 

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

Russian breakfast by loco30k February 10, 2015

russian breakfast 

the act of cracking an egg onto a vagina, and optionally some crumbled bacon, and licking it off

Mrs. Obama and i had a nice russian breakfast

russian breakfast by Tim Fucksalot March 31, 2010

Russian breakfast

A Russian breakfast consists of milk and a snickers bar (or any chocolate bar of choice)
Russian and Ukrainian forced on the front line don't have much food or rations, so they resort to drinking milk with snickers bars to help sustain them in the trenches

Hey man, what you got there?

It's a Russian breakfast, milk and snickers to help sustain my stomach through this mornings lab

Russian breakfast by Random-Bloke October 17, 2025