People's Republic of Minnesota 

The state of Minnesota votes so blue that even moderates or conservatives don't have a voice. Then the state government wants to give free stuff to refugees and illegal aliens which include free health care, welfare, food stamps, and other government benefits. While the citizens pay one of the highest taxes in the country and the state government is calling for a bill where cops take your guns without proof. Nice going General Secretary cough cough excuse me governor Tim Walz. By the way the Democratic Party in Minnesota also the name labor in it too because the state loves to control it's own people and rob people of money they deserve to keep while a socialist utopia slowly creeps in.

Thanks for raising my taxes, and attempting to take my guns People's Republic of Minnesota.

People's Republic of Minnesota by cooldude179 April 17, 2019

minnesota stand off 

when more than one car approaches an intersection at the same time. All the cars stop and wait, each insisting that the other goes first.

dude, sorry I'm late, I was caught in a minnesota stand off with some soccer mom, haha!

minnesota stand off by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

minnesota steamer 

taking s dump in a hole drilled in the ice while your buddies are fishing in the hole next to you poopcrapturdfishingice fishing

dude i had to poop so bad on the lake i dropped a minnesota steamer while my buddy reeled in a walleye

minnesota steamer by mark koran November 16, 2006

Minnesota Sneak 

A sexual act in which a man wants to break up with a woman, has sex with her one last time, takes a shit in her shoe while she is sleeping and then leaves out the bathroom window. (you HAVE to leave out the bathroom window. If said bathroom doesn't have a window, make one.)

John, "Man I totally broke up with Stephanie last night."

Jim, "What happend?"

John, "I pulled the Minnesota Sneak on her."

Jim, "But Stephanie doesnt have a window in her bathroom."

John, "She does now."

Minnesota Sneak by o0oFENIXo0o April 27, 2009

Minnesota snow plow 

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chin and then proceeds to plow the semen into her mouth using his balls.

Man, I came on her face and she didn't want to swallow so I gave her the Minnesota snow plow...

Minnesota snow plow by deleuze December 19, 2008

Minnesota Shuffle

When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.

Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.

Minnesota Shuffle by kosa0504 April 26, 2011

minnesota salt lick

When a man buries himself under soft soil, leaving his sweaty penis protruding from the dirt so that a deer can come by and lick it.

Where's Jake? He's out rockin' the minnesota salt lick.

minnesota salt lick by minnesotamaniac April 15, 2009