Rule 1000 

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet

Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.

Rule 1000 by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018

1000 mile rule 

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

1000 mile rule by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

1000 Mile Nude Rule 

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating

Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.

1000 Mile Nude Rule by themisfitsman May 22, 2019