Rub and Grub

When you do nothing but jack off and eat all day. Not necessarily in that order. Usually associated with a porn addiction.

I never see John any more. Has he been working a lot? Working? The guy's a rub and grub. He never leaves the house and he pays for his porn accounts with his food stamp money.

Rub and Grub by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rub and a Tug Boat 

The act of motorboating an ass crack while giving a handjob. Closely related to the rusty trombone.

"Turn around so I can give you a rub and a tug boat."

Rub and a Tug Boat by WoodcockJohnson October 5, 2011

rub and tug 

A Massage palour - A Place a person goes for a massage and hand relief

1. Allan loves going for a rub and tug.

rub and tug by Stroker August 28, 2003

rub and a tug 

While getting rubbed at an adult spa you can throw down a c-note to get that special extra tug.

Yo bitch, I didn't come here for a back rub; I came for a rub and a tug.

rub and a tug by JO3 May 28, 2006

Rub and Tug 

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.

I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.

Rub and Tug by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

rub and tug palour 

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.

Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.

rub and tug palour by Anna Lee September 8, 2005

Rub and Shove 

Female equivalent to a rub and tug. A massage parlour for women to be messaged with a happy ending. The masseuse finishes the massage by shoving fingers inside her.

Jesse's girlfriend was really horny and Jesse was out of town so Nat ran to the nearest rub and shove.

Rub and Shove by Joe Pozner April 23, 2011