rowing boat

A slow motion version of a motorboat.

Mr A: "Hey man, have you seen the Tartan Asia Extreme film Thirst?"
Dr B: "Yeah, I loved the rowing boat bit!"
Mr A: "Oh right, at the lake?"
Dr B: "er... no... during the sex scene..."

by DrJonas March 4, 2010

Rowing the boat

Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.

- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?

by papitorico October 10, 2008

Rowing the boat

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

by E hates Q February 14, 2021

rowing the boat

slang for having sex

Nate and Rebecca were always rowing the boat

by matt April 1, 2004

rowing a boat

Jerking off two guys at the same time.

Tyler was in that circle jerk last night rowing a boat.

by Bill Hilly October 9, 2013

Rowing The Boat

Having Intercourse with an obese individual and, slapping their belly back and forth to recreate the motion of the ocean

Girl, I was pegging this big boy and we were totally rowing the boat!

by Uni-Xyz January 1, 2020

Rowing a boat on land

When you don’t make any progress or very little progress

Bro has only gotten 1 sub in a year.His YouTube career is rowing a boat on land.

by Ahadi2011 August 18, 2025