Back Row Rule

A rule stating that if you sit in the back row of a movie theatre, you intend not to watch the movie, but preform sexual acts with a partner.

Mike and I saw Baby Driver on Friday and made out during it. Back Row Rule!

by OhYeaMrWhizzer September 4, 2017

Rowe's Rule

"If you don't know, don't babble."

Please observe Rowe's Rule to avoid wasting everybody's time.

by Ed Cox October 21, 2025